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Helpdesk support back in the day of the middle ages.

1. A site called Who Represents where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name, wait for it, is:
http://www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at:
http://www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at:
http://www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at:
http://www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company:
http://www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
http://www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, theres always:
http://www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is:
http://www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
http://www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at:
http://www.gotahoe.com

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I’m called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I’m at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?

Answers:

1. A dentist
2. A wedding ring
3. Peanut butter
4. Chewing gum
5. An elevator
6. A nose
7. A newspaper boy
8. A glove
9. A crane
10. A toothbrush!